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The Amazing Joseph Joestar
16 November 2020 @ 04:50 am
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The Amazing Joseph Joestar
25 August 2010 @ 08:21 pm
Hey yo City Watch. Might want to turn your eyes south. Last three times I've seen this happen in recent memory? A lot of bad shit went down. Let's get the jump on things.

[[ He's referencing the explosion, of course ]]
 
 
The Amazing Joseph Joestar
25 July 2010 @ 10:32 pm
... Anyone else feel like they're suddenly 50 years older?

Because I sure as hell do. And I look like it to.

DOES ANYONE WANNA EXPLAIN WHAT THE HELL JUST HAPPENED?!

[[ responses will be from purple_hermit ]]
 
 
The Amazing Joseph Joestar
12 July 2010 @ 09:13 pm
OH MY GOD! HOLY SHIT!

-There is the sound of things zooming past Joseph as he desperately tries to dodge the rain of fucking doom coming down around him. Just what the hell happened?-

CITY WATCH! I'M NOT THE BOSS OR ANYTHING, BUT I THINK WE MIGHT WANNA DO SOMETHING ABOUT THIS!
 
 
The Amazing Joseph Joestar
23 June 2010 @ 04:54 pm
Hey Seifer. You too, Hitsugaya. Hell, anyone on the investigation team.

I found something on the fair grounds. Looks like where it all went down for the two girls. I've got blood splatters and...

-some shuffling is heard.-

A piece of cloth. Dunno if it belongs to one of the kids or to one of our perps, but it's something, right? Hard to tell what color it was with all this blood on it...
 
 
 
The Amazing Joseph Joestar
16 May 2010 @ 12:41 am
Huh. Well that's something you don't see every day.

You're next line is "I have no clue where I am."
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The Amazing Joseph Joestar
19 April 2010 @ 03:15 am
OH MY GOD!

SHUT THE HELL UP!



What the HELL do you think jabbering on about how much you don't care is going to matter?


HERE'S AN EXCELLENT TIP!

IF YOU DON'T GIVE A SHIT?



THEN SHUT THE HELL UP ABOUT NOT GIVING A SHIT!



God damn wastes of life. Tch... what's the big fucking deal anyways?
 
 
The Amazing Joseph Joestar
04 March 2010 @ 03:24 pm
-Joseph is bored. And that's just terrible. So he's decided to entertain himself. And how does he go about doing that? Well he's got a bunch of things. Miscellaneous crap he found just fishing around in Marshal.

And he's juggling them.

With the Hamon.

Which means they are going ridiculously high. And seem to create large arcs of cackling energy as he does so. But really, he's just showing off at this point.-


Yanno, we really oughta fix the pipes here in Marshal. Just a suggestion.
 
 
The Amazing Joseph Joestar
-There's a clatter as the communicator falls from Joseph's jacket, as well as the distinct sound of being submerged in water before rising up to a LOT of noise. Rushing water, clanging pipes, and Joseph Joestar cursing like a damn sailor.-

FUCKING SHIT, BASEMENT'S GONNA FLOOD AT THIS RATE

PIECE OF SHIT, JUST BREATHE!

-A loud snap is heard, more water being sprayed, though it just seems more pressurized than before.-

WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS? ARE YOU SHITTING ME? WHO BUILT THIS PIECE OF SHIT!

-More banging. Something about the next few sounds seems ethereal as well. For those that have heard it before, that's definitely Hamon ripples.-

GOD DAMNIT, JUST... GET... IN THERE!

-After a rather LOUD screech...-

Fucking finally...

... soaked to the ff-ff-f-fucking bone...

-The shivering just gets worse as he collapses. He doesn't realize the communicator was on because, well... he passed out from the strain of trying to repair some of the damage to the pipes.-

[[ would have posted this earlier, but unfortunately I was kept busy a large portion of the day. Someone's definitely going to need to come save Captain Fantastic here ]]
 
 
The Amazing Joseph Joestar
26 January 2010 @ 06:12 pm
HEY YO DISCEDO!!!

I hear tell you've got a monster problem. Of the face-stealing and people eating variety. And with supplies looking a little thin, I think it's best you take care of this as quickly as possible.

Well, you guys happen to be so lucky that this sort of thing? It's my specialty.

I can help. But I want to know if you guys even want my help first.
 
 
 
The Amazing Joseph Joestar
14 January 2010 @ 03:22 pm
-Joseph seems to be singing to the music in his head, as he has no accompaniment.-

Oh Suzy Q
Oh Suzy Q
Oh Suzy Q Baby I love you
Suzy Q

I like the way you walk
I like the way you talk
I like the way you walk I like the way you talk
Suzy Q

...

Oh say that youll be true
Oh say that youll be true
Oh say that youll be true and never leave me blue
Suzy Q

Oh say that youll be mine
Oh say that youll be mine
Oh say that youll be mine Baby all the time
Suzy Q

...

Oh, Suzy Q
Oh, Suzy Q
Oh, Suzy Q, Baby, I love you
Suzy Q

I like the way you walk
I like the way you talk
I like the way you walk, I like the way you talk
Suzy Q

Oh, Suzy Q
Oh, Suzy Q
Oh, Suzy Q, Baby, I love you
Suzy Q

-We're just going to ignore the fact that this song wasn't WRITTEN in his time yet. His canon's already full of anachronisms anyways.-
 
 
The Amazing Joseph Joestar
06 January 2010 @ 03:05 pm
-Joseph has intentionally turned on the video function, setting it up on a counter and making a few adjustments before moving off frame. Our audience is treated to the sight of the most blindingly colorful plant any of you have probably ever seen, which bears fruit that is just as wacky. Joseph casually strolls into frame (on purpose) and gives the plant a tap with his knuckles, hard enough to shake some fruit down.

He catches it, takes a huge wet bite of it, chews, nods, and then plops down on the couch with a self-satisfied grin.-


Seriously, mates... best fruite EVER.
 
 
The Amazing Joseph Joestar
07 December 2009 @ 11:16 pm
-What is recorded is a long string of humored laughter. The man seems to be having trouble BREATHING because he's laughing so hard. Seriously, he is literally Rolling On The Floor Laughing His Ass Off. Something really really funny must have happened. But in reality, there's something else going on...-

WHAT KIND OF LAMEASS BADGUY STEALS DOORS?
 
 
The Amazing Joseph Joestar
16 November 2009 @ 02:45 pm
DizAMN son! You guys really just kinda flooded in, huh? Well sorry it's kind of a shithole at the moment, but hey, what're you gonna do, right?

Hey, anyone got a soda bottle? I've got a neat trick I can show you!
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The Amazing Joseph Joestar
01 November 2009 @ 01:08 pm
-The video feed just clicks to Joseph standing atop one of Sho's famous piles of "art". He's twirling something in his fingers for several moments before he tosses it into the air. It lands perfectly on his head and is revealed to be, in fact...

Sho Minamimoto's hat.-


Smelt a little funny when I got it, but it's fine now, eh? Another one in the collection.
 
 
 
The Amazing Joseph Joestar
16 October 2009 @ 02:47 pm
GOD DAMNIT ALL!

... If I had been a little faster... a little stronger... GOD DAMNIT!

Who the hell am I supposed to protect? To fight? What the fuck am I even doing here? I was useless...

Emergency Response Team, since the Bossman isn't responding, I'm going to put out a line: Any of you that CAN, seek out people that are hurt or coming down from their crazies. Let's... let's not waste this, okay? We have to do something...
 
 
The Amazing Joseph Joestar
28 September 2009 @ 02:10 pm
You know what I just realized?

It was my birthday yesterday

And now I want cake. Heh, makes me wish Suzy were here... we'd be in the kitchen together failing to make one. Heh...
 
 
The Amazing Joseph Joestar
15 September 2009 @ 03:33 pm
-All that is heard is the sound of fighting. The communicator obviously wasn't meant to be turned on. There are small patches of light filtering through as the communicator moves about in Joseph's backpack, as well as the strange, almost electric sound of the Hamon at work. And something that sounds like high speed twirling. Someone's killing zombies.

Eventually the communicator falls out from the movement, clunking on to the floor. The audience is treated to a view of Joseph taking on a horded of the undead, the crackers twirling and glowing with Hamon energy as he beats them back. A large wave comes up behind Joseph and...-


OVERDRIVE!

-Are chopped in half five bodies into the thick by a Hamon powered swing of Joseph's fist.-
 
 
The Amazing Joseph Joestar
11 September 2009 @ 02:49 pm
Holy shit... holy shit... HOLY SHIT

OH MY GOD

THE HELL IS OUTSIDE THE BUILDING? WHAT THE SHIT IS THIS?

-Jojo found monster corpses outside of Marshal. This isn't the part that freaks him out. The ritualistic mutilation of said corpses is freaking him out.-
 
 
The Amazing Joseph Joestar
03 September 2009 @ 02:55 am
So... I hear some kid's putting together an Emergency Response Team.

You might need some muscle.

YO DISCEDO! SIGN UP FOR THE EMERGENCY RESPONSE TEAM!

Because I KNOW some of you guys, like me, ain't got nothing else better to do. And this shit happens too much for us not to do something about it.



You're welcome, kid.
 
 
 
The Amazing Joseph Joestar
24 August 2009 @ 12:13 pm
You bastard... you're still going to do it. Nothing's gonna change. I wasn't... I couldn't stop you.

You idiots just sent a good man to his death...


-Joseph is... yeah, he's definitely crying. The winds pick up, indicating he's outside. A few more crunches of snow and there's suddenly one loud crunch as Joseph collapses to his knees. His fist is repeatedly pouding at the powder beneath...-

CAESAAAAAAR!!!!!
 
 
The Amazing Joseph Joestar
10 August 2009 @ 08:30 pm
JESUS CHRIST THAT HURTS! Like getting bitten by a Hamon powered lobster of something. AT LEAST I'VE GOT THE LAST OF MY HATS BACK. Sheesh, NO RESPECT, you guys. But it ain't worth holding a grudge over, I guess...

So uh, OBSERVATION? It's really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really cold. Seriously. Fighting monsters in this weather is not fun, but HEY. yanno, SOMEBODY'S GOTTA DO IT, amirite? Whatever, man, JUST COULD WE GET BACK TO OUR REGULARLY SCHEDULED SUMMER, PLEASE?

...

Also, what's shakin' at Horton?
 
 
The Amazing Joseph Joestar
-The familiar clatter of a communicator hitting the floor is heard, the video mode having been activated for another purpose, likely to make a post, but that action was interrupted. Given the darkness, it's very difficult to see a damn thing, but soon, something becomes very clear.

Joseph is glowing. And he seems to be none to happy about this, as it's attracted the attention of several monsters-


JUST MY GODDAMNED LUCK, RIGHT?

-He begins fighting them off, though he can't seem to control the Hamon flow at all. Which causes him to curse rather loudly.-

[[ Chip removal side effect = Glowing Joseph ]]
 
 
The Amazing Joseph Joestar
07 July 2009 @ 07:57 pm
YOU KNOW, I THINK I GOT THE HANG OF THIS WHOLE BODYGUARD THING, HA HA! I've completely reworked my sleep schedule. I'm am totally on it, now, so there ain't NOTHIN' getting past me. I'm a fucking pro at this. JUST ANOTHER AWESOME ACCOMPLISHMENT OF THE AMAZING JOSEPH JOESTAR!!

Heh... Still wanna punch that doucheturdmuffin in the face, though. What a jackass. Ah well...

HEY, I SMELL SOMETHING COOKING! What's up, Discedo? I'm hungry! What's there to eat that's not canned and gross around here?
 
 
The Amazing Joseph Joestar
29 June 2009 @ 02:31 pm
Man, this place is just ten kinds of crazy, ain't it? Gotta say, though, I enjoy the excitement. Even without the Hamon, I'm kicking ass and taking names, oh yeah!


But uh... I'm supposed to look for some guy...

HEY LELOUCH-OR-WHATEVER, I'VE GOT A MESSAGE FOR YAH!!