Battle Tendency

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DizAMN son! You guys really just kinda flooded in, huh? Well sorry it's kind of a shithole at the moment, but hey, what're you gonna do, right?

Hey, anyone got a soda bottle? I've got a neat trick I can show you!

-The video feed just clicks to Joseph standing atop one of Sho's famous piles of "art". He's twirling something in his fingers for several moments before he tosses it into the air. It lands perfectly on his head and is revealed to be, in fact...

Sho Minamimoto's hat.-

Smelt a little funny when I got it, but it's fine now, eh? Another one in the collection.

GOD DAMNIT ALL!

... If I had been a little faster... a little stronger... GOD DAMNIT!

Who the hell am I supposed to protect? To fight? What the fuck am I even doing here? I was useless...

Emergency Response Team, since the Bossman isn't responding, I'm going to put out a line: Any of you that CAN, seek out people that are hurt or coming down from their crazies. Let's... let's not waste this, okay? We have to do something...

You know what I just realized?

It was my birthday yesterday

And now I want cake. Heh, makes me wish Suzy were here... we'd be in the kitchen together failing to make one. Heh...

Holy shit... holy shit... HOLY SHIT

OH MY GOD

THE HELL IS OUTSIDE THE BUILDING? WHAT THE SHIT IS THIS?

-Jojo found monster corpses outside of Marshal. This isn't the part that freaks him out. The ritualistic mutilation of said corpses is freaking him out.-

So... I hear some kid's putting together an Emergency Response Team.

You might need some muscle.

YO DISCEDO! SIGN UP FOR THE EMERGENCY RESPONSE TEAM!

Because I KNOW some of you guys, like me, ain't got nothing else better to do. And this shit happens too much for us not to do something about it.



You're welcome, kid.

JESUS CHRIST THAT HURTS! Like getting bitten by a Hamon powered lobster of something. AT LEAST I'VE GOT THE LAST OF MY HATS BACK. Sheesh, NO RESPECT, you guys. But it ain't worth holding a grudge over, I guess...

So uh, OBSERVATION? It's really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really cold. Seriously. Fighting monsters in this weather is not fun, but HEY. yanno, SOMEBODY'S GOTTA DO IT, amirite? Whatever, man, JUST COULD WE GET BACK TO OUR REGULARLY SCHEDULED SUMMER, PLEASE?

...

Also, what's shakin' at Horton?

-The familiar clatter of a communicator hitting the floor is heard, the video mode having been activated for another purpose, likely to make a post, but that action was interrupted. Given the darkness, it's very difficult to see a damn thing, but soon, something becomes very clear.

Joseph is glowing. And he seems to be none to happy about this, as it's attracted the attention of several monsters-

JUST MY GODDAMNED LUCK, RIGHT?

-He begins fighting them off, though he can't seem to control the Hamon flow at all. Which causes him to curse rather loudly.-

[[ Chip removal side effect = Glowing Joseph ]]

YOU KNOW, I THINK I GOT THE HANG OF THIS WHOLE BODYGUARD THING, HA HA! I've completely reworked my sleep schedule. I'm am totally on it, now, so there ain't NOTHIN' getting past me. I'm a fucking pro at this. JUST ANOTHER AWESOME ACCOMPLISHMENT OF THE AMAZING JOSEPH JOESTAR!!

Heh... Still wanna punch that doucheturdmuffin in the face, though. What a jackass. Ah well...

HEY, I SMELL SOMETHING COOKING! What's up, Discedo? I'm hungry! What's there to eat that's not canned and gross around here?

Man, this place is just ten kinds of crazy, ain't it? Gotta say, though, I enjoy the excitement. Even without the Hamon, I'm kicking ass and taking names, oh yeah!


But uh... I'm supposed to look for some guy...

HEY LELOUCH-OR-WHATEVER, I'VE GOT A MESSAGE FOR YAH!!

So uh...

I kinda wrecked the comic shop I was staying in during a monster attack. So Caesar and I are officially homeless.

...Anybody mind letting two AWESOME DUDES shack up with them?

Seriously, we're at a loss here. NO WHERE TOO CROWDED, because I tend to be kinda loud.

-One can hear the sounds of fighting as the communicator turns out. There's a horrid death cry from a monster shortly afterward, and proud laughter from one Joseph Joestar-

Hear that, Caesar? That's ANOTHER to tally to my list! I AM SO GOOD AT THIS!

Tch, this place just seems like one fight after another...

HA! I can take it! Just bring it on! I'll show you what a true hamon fighter can do!

...But all the action seems to be happening when I'm not there. How lame!

Hey, is this, like, some kinda weird German telegrapher or what? HELLOOOO! Is this thing on? -There is some loud thunking sounds as he is obviously smacking the device around- Is anyone there? Stupid thing... I was on my honeymoon, damnit! This really sucks... Suzy Q is gonna be mad as hell, too. Well, maybe I can find my way to some kinda bomb shelter...

Geez, they were serious about that war, huh? I wonder how many survivors there are...


[[ ooc: For the record, Joseph has a slight british accent. ]]

( JOJO WAS A MAN WHO THOUGHT HE WAS A LONER )